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edgarsbitch:

alecstasy:

alecstasy:

my dog just had surgery to get a nipple removed and when she came home after the surgery she immediately walked to the window and she has been staring out of the window for like half an hour now thinking about her new life with one less nipple

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when will my nipple come back from the war

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"Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?"
Abraham Lincoln (via kushandwizdom)

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cumaddict72:

guccier:

nice url did ur mom pick it out for u

yes

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gaymzee:

i like to think of my followers as a giant conga line and im at the front and whenever i get a new follower they receive a grass skirt and coconut bra and join the conga line and we all have a great time

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justasimplehoe:

what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

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gnawruto:

foodtrucker:

I manage to turn everything into crap wow

yes that’s called digestion

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"I want you to hold my hand while we go grocery shopping. I want you to play with my hair while we watch tv. I want you to kiss me in the middle of my sentence because you wanted to taste my words. I want you to rub my back as we fall asleep. I want you to sing my favorite song when I look sad. I want you to do these things without having to think about them. Do them because you love me."
(via jezra123)

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guy:

*blows up balloon* *names it molly* *pops molly* turn up

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parkingstrange:

do you ever take a nap and wake up thinking you slept for 50 years or is that just me

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"I’m right and you’re wrong, I’m big and you’re small, and there’s nothing you can do about it."
Roald Dahl (via kushandwizdom)

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falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

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